Me: OK this time I won’t have ED-E as a companion
Me 22 minutes later:
SCP #2847
Object Class: Peter
Holy crap Lois I’m a cognitohazard Nyyehehehehhe
hey Brian check this out *makes an entire village in alaska disappear into red fog* nyehehehehe
man this is even worse than that time when all the D-class personnel tried to bring me to lunch and I accidentally made half of the state of Ohio burst into luminescent, green, inextinguishable flames.
freakin sweet check this out
If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.
Yoko Shimomura is literally braver than any marine
When Nomura hands her the script for KH4 and she’s gotta figure out how to make Mickey dying in Noctis’ arms look anything but ridiculous with only her piano
every episode of Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon Ramsay sits across a filthy table from a sweaty, aging man. the restaurant is cavernous, yet only six tables can be seen, each in various states of disarray. there are two customers: one is sending back her food and the other is dead at the bar. Rats crawl in and out of his pockets and open mouth.
sweaty, aging man: never in my 47 years here have i ever gotten a complaint
Gordon Ramsay: you’re a weak, Small Man. your food is frozen, the beef is raw. Fuck You
young employee:
